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Popeye strung out

Popeye the sailor man…& why didn’t he drink V8?…Because it’s has every main veggie the body needs for energy plus Spinach his favorite…What I don’t understand is that …since Popeye had to chew the spinach…and it came in a bigger can…@ that time..V8 can juice was very small…He could of hid it in his cap…He wasn’t too healthy either…Popeye’s voice sounded like a smoker…which he was…Hissss ass smoked a Pipe…Popeye was strong as a bull…He was a bodyguard i say… but, a strange bodyguard…he was always protecting that trouble ass bitch… He must of had great hearing too. His ass could be miles away…& hear that skinny messy ass bitch Olive Oyl. She was screwing BRUTUS &…Popeye…Lmao…. BRUTUS used to beat and abuse Olive Oyl ass. He used to pinch her on the ass…slap her and shit…Then Popeye would show up…She would be telling his ass all kinds of shit..saying what Brutus was doing all kinds of shit to her…true shit …& sometimes the bitch lied. Olive Oyl… she was a cold ass hoe…She prancing her boney ass in Brutus face…& then when he tried to crack that skinny bitch..she go screaming for Popeye…and he musta been a little weak @ the times…because he gotta pop a can of whip ass…but once the Spinach hits his blood stream…that mudufucaa goes the fuck off…Gotdam pipe starts smoking…whistles starts blowing…Brutus ass is bout to get fucked up…& both them fools was buff as hell…I know Brutus ass bench press 500lbs. easy…& his boy Popeye too after a hit in that pipe…Now what was a trip..they both were sailors…&¬† I don’t recall…if they served in any armed forces…& when they were on shore…I never saw neither one drive a car.They both could of found a chick better than that big foot boot wearing tramp…Shit she wasn’t all that…bitch wore the same dress every gotdam day…Brutus did have more outfits than them two put together tho..and he wore his hair slick sometimes…Brutus was a patient dude…He stayed mad & kept after that trick…Olive Oyl could of got Brutus killed…straight 187 murder…If I was Brutus…I’ll tell Popeye lets pimp that hoe…They wasn’t getting shit but ass whoopings anyway…Fuck that tall linky slut…They spent too much money on her ass…just so she can watch they dumb asses fight over her…Yeah! I’ll put her ass out …& make my money back…ROTFLMAO…Popeye was kinda of cool…Brutus was on some hard shit other than steriods…That fool smiles once a month…#the end

…Sly1

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