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They showed us huh? LOL

Trashbaggage.Com had a few fake viewers, lol they tried to pump fake us with their “Likes”, so we called their bluff and gave them a shoutOut, you know, told em how much we appreciate them and all that types of shit. That went right ahead and proved my point when I told my cousin .. “THEM MUTHAFUCKAS JUST LIKING AND AINT READING”..
And come to find out, I knew what I was talking about. Do you know that NONE of them liked that post with THEIR names in it? Hmmm
☝that’s when I knew they were FAKE! ..not fake as in, not who they say they are, but fake as in “they pretending to be fans”..
These people grouped up together and stopped liking our shit.. Thinking they’d be harming us.. L M A O! They thought they were boycotting us! LMAO! They don’t know that majority of our views has NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM! Mind you, it was only a few people! Lmao! So I guess they’re thinking we over here hurting, sad & depressed and don’t wanna continue on with this writing shit huh? Lmao
Gotdamn they funny! I guess they’ll group up & go be fake on somebody else’s shit so that person can visit and like their shit back huh? Lmao
FUCK YO POST BITCH! Lmao!
Boycott that! t•_•t

The Underground – A Hidden Reality and The True Story of Phil Schneider

Phil Schneider was a geologist who participated in building deep underground military bunkers (or DUMBs), many of which have been recently destroyed by the star nations here to assist us to defeat the cabal. Schneider went down into one shaft sunk below Dulce, New Mexico, and describes encountering three seven-foot tall Greys, two of whom he killed with a pistol and one of whom hit him with a light beam that burned his fingers off on one hand and left him split open. It took him a long time to recover.
When he turned whistleblower, he was subject to numerous assassination attempts until his assailants finally managed to silence him for good. However his example in risking his life without thought to the danger was an inspiration to a generation of subsequent lightworkers.
WARNING: Graphic scenes (autopsy)
Read more..http://the2012scenario.com/2012/08/the-underground-a-hidden-reality-and-the-true-story-of-phil-schneider/#more-141776

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzWGsO0F3b8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

-Steve Beckow

….would eat this ?

Sly Cain   > facebook.com/trashbaggage    …would eat this

would eat this! FRIED GREEN TOMATO CHIP by: the makers of LAYS
Flavor Showdowns“ This is a chip of American & Italy flavors bringing diversity into a chip from a veggie world wide and through out the history of taste ”

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2hours,no breaks,rug burn pussy

“@EvilGeniusJey: Listen, I’m not fucking you for 2 hours straight. That’s out. An hour probably isnt gonna happen either”

“@trashBaggGANG: u a full blown fuckin porno star if u have sex for 2 hours straight.. Lol that’s not even funny..”

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: Boys who say they last hours in bed are liars”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol that coochie loose if u going forever & ever.. Or he got a skinny dingaling .. either one.. or he’s n the closet”

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: That or they’re hitting some weak pussy  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol wide legged walk..talking about “I can’t touch it””

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: 2 hours?! My 🐱 would be so sore”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol that’s porno pussy”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol be talkin bout sum “oowe yea” forever 😭😪”

“@trashBaggGANG: I can’t stop laughin”

“@trashBaggGANG: that’s a sure way to piss somebody off.. Lmao “getcho gay ass off me! The fuck?!””

“@laydbaclebo: @trashBaggGANG or u on them mollies or blue diamonds” “@trashbaggGANGSee iono nuthin about nunna that stuff”

“@DyMarLeyy: Lmao I can’t with sofi and punky right now !!!! My eyes can’t take it with yo tweets lol”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol aw fuck”

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: OUCHiES!”

“@HandsomeRandy: paid sex dont even last that long, do it?”

“@trashBaggGANG: CTFU”

“@0fficerNesh: You couldn’t even properly stay “moisturized” on ya own fa 2 hours…eventually that shit gone feel like an indian burn”

“@trashBaggGANG: rug burn pussy”

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: Lmao at Randy & Dy…. AYE we grown ova here 😝 tweet’n bout life”

“@DyMarLeyy: 😂 my virgin eyes can’t take it RT @MzS0FiBadAzz: Lmao at Randy & Dy…. AYE we grown ova here 😝 tweet’n bout life”

“@HandsomeRandy: Question for my followers for research purposes: Whats the longest y’all had sex sober & unsober with no longer than 5 min breaks inbetween?”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lmao no breaks! sweating & ugly! 2 hours”

“@DyMarLeyy: and then my aunt hits me with the “bitch yo ass pregnant so quit acting like u don’t be giving yo cock a party” lmao 😂😂”

“@HandsomeRandy: even if i could i dont think i would have sex all day without breaks, nigga i got responsibilities and tasks to accomplish daily”

“@trashbaggSouth: @exoticerika @trashBaggGANG   “RUG BURN PUSSY” roflmao too funny…”

s/o :twitter fam @trashbaggGang

Popeye strung out

Popeye the sailor man…& why didn’t he drink V8?…Because it’s has every main veggie the body needs for energy plus Spinach his favorite…What I don’t understand is that …since Popeye had to chew the spinach…and it came in a bigger can…@ that time..V8 can juice was very small…He could of hid it in his cap…He wasn’t too healthy either…Popeye’s voice sounded like a smoker…which he was…Hissss ass smoked a Pipe…Popeye was strong as a bull…He was a bodyguard i say… but, a strange bodyguard…he was always protecting that trouble ass bitch… He must of had great hearing too. His ass could be miles away…& hear that skinny messy ass bitch Olive Oyl. She was screwing BRUTUS &…Popeye…Lmao…. BRUTUS used to beat and abuse Olive Oyl ass. He used to pinch her on the ass…slap her and shit…Then Popeye would show up…She would be telling his ass all kinds of shit..saying what Brutus was doing all kinds of shit to her…true shit …& sometimes the bitch lied. Olive Oyl… she was a cold ass hoe…She prancing her boney ass in Brutus face…& then when he tried to crack that skinny bitch..she go screaming for Popeye…and he musta been a little weak @ the times…because he gotta pop a can of whip ass…but once the Spinach hits his blood stream…that mudufucaa goes the fuck off…Gotdam pipe starts smoking…whistles starts blowing…Brutus ass is bout to get fucked up…& both them fools was buff as hell…I know Brutus ass bench press 500lbs. easy…& his boy Popeye too after a hit in that pipe…Now what was a trip..they both were sailors…&  I don’t recall…if they served in any armed forces…& when they were on shore…I never saw neither one drive a car.They both could of found a chick better than that big foot boot wearing tramp…Shit she wasn’t all that…bitch wore the same dress every gotdam day…Brutus did have more outfits than them two put together tho..and he wore his hair slick sometimes…Brutus was a patient dude…He stayed mad & kept after that trick…Olive Oyl could of got Brutus killed…straight 187 murder…If I was Brutus…I’ll tell Popeye lets pimp that hoe…They wasn’t getting shit but ass whoopings anyway…Fuck that tall linky slut…They spent too much money on her ass…just so she can watch they dumb asses fight over her…Yeah! I’ll put her ass out …& make my money back…ROTFLMAO…Popeye was kinda of cool…Brutus was on some hard shit other than steriods…That fool smiles once a month…#the end

…Sly1

ready to die

Bad ass muh’fuckas! Compton Chronicles…you hear shit in the hood on  a regular…Like a fuckin soap opera…It’s Hoodtutionalize…  Another word I made up…Only in the hood you can make up shit…It’s  part of the hustle…but to hear a youngsta say “I’m ready to die like ah muh’fucka”… I mean come on…this fool only  16 years old…He done been thru shit most niggas won’t ever go thru in a life time..The hood can make you dog tired…but to  die?!… Naw bruh…I got a lot of more time to live!  I ain’t ready…and prolly never’ll be ready to die…but hopefully I’m  prepared…when I do die…cause living here could be murder!


…Sly1

 

 

 

 

 

This is your life

What life you live?…you spend your days worrying about others that’s none of your business… you expect others to live according to how you think life should be lived…like who made you the master on how to live…you so busy spying on the people with lives…your’s all fucked up…you forgot to pay your light bill…you make suggestions on how parents should raise their children…& you don’t have any kids….you believes what you think is right for everyone else…but your life has nothing goin on thats  productive…you are not a contributor to any thing thats successful…you are “Bottomish” Shit…thats right you heard!!!…I create words…but you create bullshit…you are considered a hater…GET A LIFE!

…Sly1

 

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