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Popeye strung out

Popeye the sailor man…& why didn’t he drink V8?…Because it’s has every main veggie the body needs for energy plus Spinach his favorite…What I don’t understand is that …since Popeye had to chew the spinach…and it came in a bigger can…@ that time..V8 can juice was very small…He could of hid it in his cap…He wasn’t too healthy either…Popeye’s voice sounded like a smoker…which he was…Hissss ass smoked a Pipe…Popeye was strong as a bull…He was a bodyguard i say… but, a strange bodyguard…he was always protecting that trouble ass bitch… He must of had great hearing too. His ass could be miles away…& hear that skinny messy ass bitch Olive Oyl. She was screwing BRUTUS &…Popeye…Lmao…. BRUTUS used to beat and abuse Olive Oyl ass. He used to pinch her on the ass…slap her and shit…Then Popeye would show up…She would be telling his ass all kinds of shit..saying what Brutus was doing all kinds of shit to her…true shit …& sometimes the bitch lied. Olive Oyl… she was a cold ass hoe…She prancing her boney ass in Brutus face…& then when he tried to crack that skinny bitch..she go screaming for Popeye…and he musta been a little weak @ the times…because he gotta pop a can of whip ass…but once the Spinach hits his blood stream…that mudufucaa goes the fuck off…Gotdam pipe starts smoking…whistles starts blowing…Brutus ass is bout to get fucked up…& both them fools was buff as hell…I know Brutus ass bench press 500lbs. easy…& his boy Popeye too after a hit in that pipe…Now what was a trip..they both were sailors…&  I don’t recall…if they served in any armed forces…& when they were on shore…I never saw neither one drive a car.They both could of found a chick better than that big foot boot wearing tramp…Shit she wasn’t all that…bitch wore the same dress every gotdam day…Brutus did have more outfits than them two put together tho..and he wore his hair slick sometimes…Brutus was a patient dude…He stayed mad & kept after that trick…Olive Oyl could of got Brutus killed…straight 187 murder…If I was Brutus…I’ll tell Popeye lets pimp that hoe…They wasn’t getting shit but ass whoopings anyway…Fuck that tall linky slut…They spent too much money on her ass…just so she can watch they dumb asses fight over her…Yeah! I’ll put her ass out …& make my money back…ROTFLMAO…Popeye was kinda of cool…Brutus was on some hard shit other than steriods…That fool smiles once a month…#the end

…Sly1

confession booth

Finally!!…”Father I’ve been waiting for this moment”…”Me too my son”…”Father Falseman I have a lot to say… But isn’t it too small for both of us in this booth?”…”It’s okay my son…Just stay close to me”…”Sure father…I want to say first father ‘I love you father'” …”& I love you very very much my son”…”Uh…Father is it any way I can stay here with you and study under you?”…”Yes my son…”I will always keep you under me…Is that all you have to say my son?”…”Why yes father…but why are you breathing so hard…& sweating”…”I’m just excited @ how close we are…& going to be”…”I’m excited also father…& thank you for sharing the booth father”…”You are welcome…But my son…We need to meet every evening after service…Because I need to show you something in private…That must stay only between us two”…”Okay father”…#aw’hell

…Sly1

This is your life

What life you live?…you spend your days worrying about others that’s none of your business… you expect others to live according to how you think life should be lived…like who made you the master on how to live…you so busy spying on the people with lives…your’s all fucked up…you forgot to pay your light bill…you make suggestions on how parents should raise their children…& you don’t have any kids….you believes what you think is right for everyone else…but your life has nothing goin on thats  productive…you are not a contributor to any thing thats successful…you are “Bottomish” Shit…thats right you heard!!!…I create words…but you create bullshit…you are considered a hater…GET A LIFE!

…Sly1

 

rich folk language

It’s really true! … rich people has a different language..we talking about old money…not this fuckin new shit millionaires…like bayou billionaires…these hick muddafuckas got money by luck!…or lottery winners…fuck off!. I’m talking Rockefellers & Howard Huges type shit…tho all the money spend the same…but not the same type of people holds it…you see old money talking folks..says shit like…

“Lock, stock & barrel”…thats business bucks…but the rappers & ballplayers & bayou hillbillies..& swamp folks..thats the other rich shit…these rich newcomers…uses shit like…

“Fool we paid up”…”Make it rain”…”Nigga got gawps” fuck that shit…and they spend it the same way they sound…STUPID..yes…the newcomers broke in a year…old money files bankrupt…and claim insurance money on deaths and other family shit..inherited money…none of that lets “Jack a fool for his snaps” non-business-like language bullshit… but if I got that type money, snaps, chedda, whatever you wanna call it…I wouldn’t give a fuck what language is used…just give me the LOOT…Right Now… all that other shit is obsolete…

…Sly1

 

Dollar General Stores

What is this so called cheap franchise?…this muddafucka is trying to bully walmart…

Could it be possible Sir Dolla General is working it’s way into a fight they might can’t win…You know Walmart don’t take no shit from anybody…Walmart is like a mobb boss…they say who comes & goes.

Besides you call yourselves the”Dollar General”…Walmart may feel threatened by your asses…so what ever you do Dolla General…”  DO NOT lower your prices”…Walmart might put a contract out on your ass…you know Walmart claims the cheapest prices…but you know they prices are just as high as any other retail outlet..lol…but you guys better not go lower than a dollar…& you are allowed to go higher….and Dolla General…NEVER make ads stating…that you claim “We are better than Walmart”…& never say “We have better prices,and products”…now thats gangsta!

…Sly1

…your acct. twitter verified?

People with verified accounts, only tweet other people with verified accounts. I notice verified accounts without verified followers…but they all know who the others are…even the ones that aren’t on the mega star status…but they have the little blue stamp. I don’t think it’s to say you’re a nobody…at least for them…but it’s to protect them from your stalking ass!

You would think since you’re a fan and you’re the reason why they are as famous as they are, they would reply to your tweets showing them support! Then there are some…we all know who they are, no need in calling names….you knew them before they made it big personally. I’m not talking about them muthafuckas that lived in the neighborhood across town and went to school with your homies, but you didn’t know them. I’m talking about you knew their family, played with them, beat them up, eat up they cup of noodles and shit…them. Yall were close and did everything together, until they made it big. If you were that close all that time you were climbing to the top…then why never look behind you to see who’s still there for you?

Life goes on and you must work like a Jamacian for your damn self… someone once said “shoot for the moon, but if you miss…you’ll still be amongst the stars” maybe they were high… I don’t know.

Besides, at least all 10 of your friends on twitter are your real friends….and not just a bunch of dumb muthafuckas……or are they?

…Sly1

Hitman sworn statment

Hello, I’m Waldo Plezeke. I was hired by a very high public figure/state official. It seems that this official as been laundering fund from the government. So I received an anonymous phone call, with a D.C. area code. I was sent instructions from a carrier, who I met at startbucks…and I received a payment of $250K. The remainder of the balance after the job was completed (another $250K).

I was also handed a photo of my target and was instructed where I was supposed to be in position. I thought it was a little unusual…but I figured since they’re paying so much, I’ll do it their way. I had no idea I was being set up. Then, I saw Sgt. Detective Bonk. I tried to abandon the mission and run, but two choppers were hovering around me and demanded I lay on the ground. When I was handcuffed, I was asked ” Why were you trying to kill the Burger King Owner?!” I just told them the truth. There was no way I’m getting out of this-” My instructions came from Godfather’s Pizza. BK is bad for the pizza business…so he needed to sleep with the Red Lobsters.”

…Sly1

for the KING b-day

Martin Luther King Jr. January 15, 1929-April 4, 1968

Was an american Clergyman, Activist, and prominent leader in the African-American Civil Rights Movement.

Now, you would think after all that he accomplished in this country, the fucking government would at least fix every street named after him! Why is it that every MLK Jr. St/BLVD, has potholes the length of the damn road. Whether it be 1 mile or 30 miles???! Not only that…they put every MLK street in the GHETTOEST neightborhood- crackhead, homeless people…negroes with honda accords with 34″ rims! Do you think this is what he invisioned?! Traffic lights are always out….lanes are about as wide as a lane on a field track. Tree limbs hanging over stop signs….SMH.

Come on AMERICA! Show some love. Fix all the roads named after the man!

…Sly1

I need patience!

I heard this many times, ” If patience was for sell, it wouldn’t NEVER be sold” I hate patience! That means I have to wait for shit. I need not to wait  on anything I can control…but I don’t control everything!…and i can’t figure out why…SHIT…i’m the got damn man… I think I just need the power to run this muthafucka!….u know…duhhh…the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…Cause my patience is PARTICULARLY a thing with these muthafuckas in government,damn delinquent bills.
These muthafuckas was happy as a fat bitch at a buffet, when my money helped them bail out all these damn executives & bankers. You need to give me my muthafucking money back BASTARDS!… I wan’t my shit back A.S.A.P!…Don’t make me go back to my old neighborhood and get my RAGHEAD styling scarf wearing homeboys & WRECK some shit up…i’m tired of waiting on what the fuck i want…& PATIENCE can kiss my BORN in the USA ass!

…Sly1

she’s a player

What woman do you know, loves to play ball against women….but perfer to be on a men’s team. Or she may even want to play against the men. Should she play with the same rules applied to her as the men? Should she be hand checked on the back, pushed in the chest, elbowed in the side…thrown on the ground, booty bumped from behind? Is this a place for a normal woman? Why she can’t just play with the women…there are a lot of women that love the game. But lets keep it real! Let the women play with women, and the men play with men.

I understand women wanting to be equal…but there’s a thin line between being equal & sexual harassment. You want to roll out with the penises…but when things get too masculine, some women are quick to point out the difference in gender. With certain things, there needs to be separation.

…Sly1

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