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rich folk language

It’s really true! … rich people has a different language..we talking about old money…not this fuckin new shit millionaires…like bayou billionaires…these hick muddafuckas got money by luck!…or lottery winners…fuck off!. I’m talking Rockefellers & Howard Huges type shit…tho all the money spend the same…but not the same type of people holds it…you see old money talking folks..says shit like…

“Lock, stock & barrel”…thats business bucks…but the rappers & ballplayers & bayou hillbillies..& swamp folks..thats the other rich shit…these rich newcomers…uses shit like…

“Fool we paid up”…”Make it rain”…”Nigga got gawps” fuck that shit…and they spend it the same way they sound…STUPID..yes…the newcomers broke in a year…old money files bankrupt…and claim insurance money on deaths and other family shit..inherited money…none of that lets “Jack a fool for his snaps” non-business-like language bullshit… but if I got that type money, snaps, chedda, whatever you wanna call it…I wouldn’t give a fuck what language is used…just give me the LOOT…Right Now… all that other shit is obsolete…



Dollar General Stores

What is this so called cheap franchise?…this muddafucka is trying to bully walmart…

Could it be possible Sir Dolla General is working it’s way into a fight they might can’t win…You know Walmart don’t take no shit from anybody…Walmart is like a mobb boss…they say who comes & goes.

Besides you call yourselves the”Dollar General”…Walmart may feel threatened by your asses…so what ever you do Dolla General…”  DO NOT lower your prices”…Walmart might put a contract out on your ass…you know Walmart claims the cheapest prices…but you know they prices are just as high as any other retail outlet..lol…but you guys better not go lower than a dollar…& you are allowed to go higher….and Dolla General…NEVER make ads stating…that you claim “We are better than Walmart”…& never say “We have better prices,and products”…now thats gangsta!


…your acct. twitter verified?

People with verified accounts, only tweet other people with verified accounts. I notice verified accounts without verified followers…but they all know who the others are…even the ones that aren’t on the mega star status…but they have the little blue stamp. I don’t think it’s to say you’re a nobody…at least for them…but it’s to protect them from your stalking ass!

You would think since you’re a fan and you’re the reason why they are as famous as they are, they would reply to your tweets showing them support! Then there are some…we all know who they are, no need in calling names….you knew them before they made it big personally. I’m not talking about them muthafuckas that lived in the neighborhood across town and went to school with your homies, but you didn’t know them. I’m talking about you knew their family, played with them, beat them up, eat up they cup of noodles and shit…them. Yall were close and did everything together, until they made it big. If you were that close all that time you were climbing to the top…then why never look behind you to see who’s still there for you?

Life goes on and you must work like a Jamacian for your damn self… someone once said “shoot for the moon, but if you miss…you’ll still be amongst the stars” maybe they were high… I don’t know.

Besides, at least all 10 of your friends on twitter are your real friends….and not just a bunch of dumb muthafuckas……or are they?


Hitman sworn statment

Hello, I’m Waldo Plezeke. I was hired by a very high public figure/state official. It seems that this official as been laundering fund from the government. So I received an anonymous phone call, with a D.C. area code. I was sent instructions from a carrier, who I met at startbucks…and I received a payment of $250K. The remainder of the balance after the job was completed (another $250K).

I was also handed a photo of my target and was instructed where I was supposed to be in position. I thought it was a little unusual…but I figured since they’re paying so much, I’ll do it their way. I had no idea I was being set up. Then, I saw Sgt. Detective Bonk. I tried to abandon the mission and run, but two choppers were hovering around me and demanded I lay on the ground. When I was handcuffed, I was asked ” Why were you trying to kill the Burger King Owner?!” I just told them the truth. There was no way I’m getting out of this-” My instructions came from Godfather’s Pizza. BK is bad for the pizza business…so he needed to sleep with the Red Lobsters.”


for the KING b-day

Martin Luther King Jr. January 15, 1929-April 4, 1968

Was an american Clergyman, Activist, and prominent leader in the African-American Civil Rights Movement.

Now, you would think after all that he accomplished in this country, the fucking government would at least fix every street named after him! Why is it that every MLK Jr. St/BLVD, has potholes the length of the damn road. Whether it be 1 mile or 30 miles???! Not only that…they put every MLK street in the GHETTOEST neightborhood- crackhead, homeless people…negroes with honda accords with 34″ rims! Do you think this is what he invisioned?! Traffic lights are always out….lanes are about as wide as a lane on a field track. Tree limbs hanging over stop signs….SMH.

Come on AMERICA! Show some love. Fix all the roads named after the man!


I need patience!

I heard this many times, ” If patience was for sell, it wouldn’t NEVER be sold” I hate patience! That means I have to wait for shit. I need not to wait  on anything I can control…but I don’t control everything!…and i can’t figure out why…SHIT…i’m the got damn man… I think I just need the power to run this muthafucka!….u know…duhhh…the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…Cause my patience is PARTICULARLY a thing with these muthafuckas in government,damn delinquent bills.
These muthafuckas was happy as a fat bitch at a buffet, when my money helped them bail out all these damn executives & bankers. You need to give me my muthafucking money back BASTARDS!… I wan’t my shit back A.S.A.P!…Don’t make me go back to my old neighborhood and get my RAGHEAD styling scarf wearing homeboys & WRECK some shit up…i’m tired of waiting on what the fuck i want…& PATIENCE can kiss my BORN in the USA ass!


she’s a player

What woman do you know, loves to play ball against women….but perfer to be on a men’s team. Or she may even want to play against the men. Should she play with the same rules applied to her as the men? Should she be hand checked on the back, pushed in the chest, elbowed in the side…thrown on the ground, booty bumped from behind? Is this a place for a normal woman? Why she can’t just play with the women…there are a lot of women that love the game. But lets keep it real! Let the women play with women, and the men play with men.

I understand women wanting to be equal…but there’s a thin line between being equal & sexual harassment. You want to roll out with the penises…but when things get too masculine, some women are quick to point out the difference in gender. With certain things, there needs to be separation.


whats that smell?

It’s funny how people smell something that stinks, Yet they can’t identify it until they actually see it (BUT…if it’s something that smells good, you can almost pinpoint exactly what it is.). As soon as you have a visual..you’re like ” OMG- who’s fucking stanking ass sock is this???!” Then you’ll have 10 dummies standing around and one of them has a sock missing, wiggling their stanking ass toes like it ain’t them. GUILTY AS CHARGED TO FUNK-FOOT ASS MUTHAFUCKA!  But you want to sit up and deny the fact that its your sock with the greenhouse gasses omitting from the toes. Somebody please round house kick this this fool for lying and polluting the damn house!


A Political Post…

It’s been said that religion and politics should always be avoided when one wants to have a “drama-free” discussion. Well, I don’t care. I love expressing my opinion. I feel that people should be allowed to say whatever the hell is on their minds. Why not? Why shouldn’t we just spit out all of the crazy thoughts zinging through our brains? Like maybe…some of us Black folks need to start being more critical of President Obama. “Yes We Can” was cute in 2008 when we actually “believed” that an economic crisis might be avoided. Then the shit hit the fan and NOW people don’t have their homes, their pensions, their jobs, or even a possibility of getting some food stamps to have a “ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas” dinner today. Maybe we there needs to be a counter-campaign, huh? Something like “If ONLY ‘Yes We Can’ could help me… For example, “If ONLY ‘Yes We Can” could help me pay my damn light bill! Then again, I like this one too: “Top Ten Reasons WHY ‘Yes We Can’ pisses me off every time I hear it. For example, #1″Yes We Can” pisses me off when watch the news and hear that Obama is having a “secret meeting” with Republicans at the White House. What happened to the “transparency” that he promised on the campaign trail? I guess all of that went out of the window after he bailed out all of the rich 1% “Wall Street fats cats” (his words not mine…though it has a nice ring to it). Of course, he did get in their asses about their outrageous bonuses. But, but, but…apparently he’s one of those people that like to “talk a big game” but doesn’t “back it up”. Smh. That’s why I’m so glad that the Occupy Wall Street movement began. Finally, there are some people out there that feel the same damn way I do: “I’m tired of this bullshit! Why is that all of the rich people who are making lump-sum donations to the re-election campaigns of our politicians are getting what they want from Washington & my lil $50 donation can’t even get me a seat at a dinner? Let alone a bill that might benefit the people that are actually NEED help?!?! What they trying to say: my money ain’t good?”. Anyway…I’m finna go count my pennies so I can buy the materials to make some picket signs. I’m tired of this ish…

s/o… Special S…TB

my son robbed the tamale lady

..”low on funds this thanksgiving so I had my son rob the tamale lady yesterday morning. Fuck her..she be loud as fuck in the morning while I be tryna sleep anyway. I already had him rob the ice cream man and the corn man. They so broke..they keep coming back & I might rob em again. I don’t care. They better be glad they didn’t have to make a trip to the Emergency room. My son got hands. He can play football real good too but you know how shit go so fuck it. We just gone get it in the hood”

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