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confession booth

Finally!!…”Father I’ve been waiting for this moment”…”Me too my son”…”Father Falseman I have a lot to say… But isn’t it too small for both of us in this booth?”…”It’s okay my son…Just stay close to me”…”Sure father…I want to say first father ‘I love you father'” …”& I love you very very much my son”…”Uh…Father is it any way I can stay here with you and study under you?”…”Yes my son…”I will always keep you under me…Is that all you have to say my son?”…”Why yes father…but why are you breathing so hard…& sweating”…”I’m just excited @ how close we are…& going to be”…”I’m excited also father…& thank you for sharing the booth father”…”You are welcome…But my son…We need to meet every evening after service…Because I need to show you something in private…That must stay only between us two”…”Okay father”…#aw’hell

…Sly1

rich folk language

It’s really true! … rich people has a different language..we talking about old money…not this fuckin new shit millionaires…like bayou billionaires…these hick muddafuckas got money by luck!…or lottery winners…fuck off!. I’m talking Rockefellers & Howard Huges type shit…tho all the money spend the same…but not the same type of people holds it…you see old money talking folks..says shit like…

“Lock, stock & barrel”…thats business bucks…but the rappers & ballplayers & bayou hillbillies..& swamp folks..thats the other rich shit…these rich newcomers…uses shit like…

“Fool we paid up”…”Make it rain”…”Nigga got gawps” fuck that shit…and they spend it the same way they sound…STUPID..yes…the newcomers broke in a year…old money files bankrupt…and claim insurance money on deaths and other family shit..inherited money…none of that lets “Jack a fool for his snaps” non-business-like language bullshit… but if I got that type money, snaps, chedda, whatever you wanna call it…I wouldn’t give a fuck what language is used…just give me the LOOT…Right Now… all that other shit is obsolete…

…Sly1

 

Dollar General Stores

What is this so called cheap franchise?…this muddafucka is trying to bully walmart…

Could it be possible Sir Dolla General is working it’s way into a fight they might can’t win…You know Walmart don’t take no shit from anybody…Walmart is like a mobb boss…they say who comes & goes.

Besides you call yourselves the”Dollar General”…Walmart may feel threatened by your asses…so what ever you do Dolla General…”  DO NOT lower your prices”…Walmart might put a contract out on your ass…you know Walmart claims the cheapest prices…but you know they prices are just as high as any other retail outlet..lol…but you guys better not go lower than a dollar…& you are allowed to go higher….and Dolla General…NEVER make ads stating…that you claim “We are better than Walmart”…& never say “We have better prices,and products”…now thats gangsta!

…Sly1

…your acct. twitter verified?

People with verified accounts, only tweet other people with verified accounts. I notice verified accounts without verified followers…but they all know who the others are…even the ones that aren’t on the mega star status…but they have the little blue stamp. I don’t think it’s to say you’re a nobody…at least for them…but it’s to protect them from your stalking ass!

You would think since you’re a fan and you’re the reason why they are as famous as they are, they would reply to your tweets showing them support! Then there are some…we all know who they are, no need in calling names….you knew them before they made it big personally. I’m not talking about them muthafuckas that lived in the neighborhood across town and went to school with your homies, but you didn’t know them. I’m talking about you knew their family, played with them, beat them up, eat up they cup of noodles and shit…them. Yall were close and did everything together, until they made it big. If you were that close all that time you were climbing to the top…then why never look behind you to see who’s still there for you?

Life goes on and you must work like a Jamacian for your damn self… someone once said “shoot for the moon, but if you miss…you’ll still be amongst the stars” maybe they were high… I don’t know.

Besides, at least all 10 of your friends on twitter are your real friends….and not just a bunch of dumb muthafuckas……or are they?

…Sly1

Hitman sworn statment

Hello, I’m Waldo Plezeke. I was hired by a very high public figure/state official. It seems that this official as been laundering fund from the government. So I received an anonymous phone call, with a D.C. area code. I was sent instructions from a carrier, who I met at startbucks…and I received a payment of $250K. The remainder of the balance after the job was completed (another $250K).

I was also handed a photo of my target and was instructed where I was supposed to be in position. I thought it was a little unusual…but I figured since they’re paying so much, I’ll do it their way. I had no idea I was being set up. Then, I saw Sgt. Detective Bonk. I tried to abandon the mission and run, but two choppers were hovering around me and demanded I lay on the ground. When I was handcuffed, I was asked ” Why were you trying to kill the Burger King Owner?!” I just told them the truth. There was no way I’m getting out of this-” My instructions came from Godfather’s Pizza. BK is bad for the pizza business…so he needed to sleep with the Red Lobsters.”

…Sly1

for the KING b-day

Martin Luther King Jr. January 15, 1929-April 4, 1968

Was an american Clergyman, Activist, and prominent leader in the African-American Civil Rights Movement.

Now, you would think after all that he accomplished in this country, the fucking government would at least fix every street named after him! Why is it that every MLK Jr. St/BLVD, has potholes the length of the damn road. Whether it be 1 mile or 30 miles???! Not only that…they put every MLK street in the GHETTOEST neightborhood- crackhead, homeless people…negroes with honda accords with 34″ rims! Do you think this is what he invisioned?! Traffic lights are always out….lanes are about as wide as a lane on a field track. Tree limbs hanging over stop signs….SMH.

Come on AMERICA! Show some love. Fix all the roads named after the man!

…Sly1

I need patience!

I heard this many times, ” If patience was for sell, it wouldn’t NEVER be sold” I hate patience! That means I have to wait for shit. I need not to wait  on anything I can control…but I don’t control everything!…and i can’t figure out why…SHIT…i’m the got damn man… I think I just need the power to run this muthafucka!….u know…duhhh…the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…Cause my patience is PARTICULARLY a thing with these muthafuckas in government,damn delinquent bills.
These muthafuckas was happy as a fat bitch at a buffet, when my money helped them bail out all these damn executives & bankers. You need to give me my muthafucking money back BASTARDS!… I wan’t my shit back A.S.A.P!…Don’t make me go back to my old neighborhood and get my RAGHEAD styling scarf wearing homeboys & WRECK some shit up…i’m tired of waiting on what the fuck i want…& PATIENCE can kiss my BORN in the USA ass!

…Sly1

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