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Dollar General Stores

What is this so called cheap franchise?…this muddafucka is trying to bully walmart…

Could it be possible Sir Dolla General is working it’s way into a fight they might can’t win…You know Walmart don’t take no shit from anybody…Walmart is like a mobb boss…they say who comes & goes.

Besides you call yourselves the”Dollar General”…Walmart may feel threatened by your asses…so what ever you do Dolla General…”  DO NOT lower your prices”…Walmart might put a contract out on your ass…you know Walmart claims the cheapest prices…but you know they prices are just as high as any other retail outlet..lol…but you guys better not go lower than a dollar…& you are allowed to go higher….and Dolla General…NEVER make ads stating…that you claim “We are better than Walmart”…& never say “We have better prices,and products”…now thats gangsta!

…Sly1

…your acct. twitter verified?

People with verified accounts, only tweet other people with verified accounts. I notice verified accounts without verified followers…but they all know who the others are…even the ones that aren’t on the mega star status…but they have the little blue stamp. I don’t think it’s to say you’re a nobody…at least for them…but it’s to protect them from your stalking ass!

You would think since you’re a fan and you’re the reason why they are as famous as they are, they would reply to your tweets showing them support! Then there are some…we all know who they are, no need in calling names….you knew them before they made it big personally. I’m not talking about them muthafuckas that lived in the neighborhood across town and went to school with your homies, but you didn’t know them. I’m talking about you knew their family, played with them, beat them up, eat up they cup of noodles and shit…them. Yall were close and did everything together, until they made it big. If you were that close all that time you were climbing to the top…then why never look behind you to see who’s still there for you?

Life goes on and you must work like a Jamacian for your damn self… someone once said “shoot for the moon, but if you miss…you’ll still be amongst the stars” maybe they were high… I don’t know.

Besides, at least all 10 of your friends on twitter are your real friends….and not just a bunch of dumb muthafuckas……or are they?

…Sly1

Hitman sworn statment

Hello, I’m Waldo Plezeke. I was hired by a very high public figure/state official. It seems that this official as been laundering fund from the government. So I received an anonymous phone call, with a D.C. area code. I was sent instructions from a carrier, who I met at startbucks…and I received a payment of $250K. The remainder of the balance after the job was completed (another $250K).

I was also handed a photo of my target and was instructed where I was supposed to be in position. I thought it was a little unusual…but I figured since they’re paying so much, I’ll do it their way. I had no idea I was being set up. Then, I saw Sgt. Detective Bonk. I tried to abandon the mission and run, but two choppers were hovering around me and demanded I lay on the ground. When I was handcuffed, I was asked ” Why were you trying to kill the Burger King Owner?!” I just told them the truth. There was no way I’m getting out of this-” My instructions came from Godfather’s Pizza. BK is bad for the pizza business…so he needed to sleep with the Red Lobsters.”

…Sly1

for the KING b-day

Martin Luther King Jr. January 15, 1929-April 4, 1968

Was an american Clergyman, Activist, and prominent leader in the African-American Civil Rights Movement.

Now, you would think after all that he accomplished in this country, the fucking government would at least fix every street named after him! Why is it that every MLK Jr. St/BLVD, has potholes the length of the damn road. Whether it be 1 mile or 30 miles???! Not only that…they put every MLK street in the GHETTOEST neightborhood- crackhead, homeless people…negroes with honda accords with 34″ rims! Do you think this is what he invisioned?! Traffic lights are always out….lanes are about as wide as a lane on a field track. Tree limbs hanging over stop signs….SMH.

Come on AMERICA! Show some love. Fix all the roads named after the man!

…Sly1

I need patience!

I heard this many times, ” If patience was for sell, it wouldn’t NEVER be sold” I hate patience! That means I have to wait for shit. I need not to wait  on anything I can control…but I don’t control everything!…and i can’t figure out why…SHIT…i’m the got damn man… I think I just need the power to run this muthafucka!….u know…duhhh…the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…Cause my patience is PARTICULARLY a thing with these muthafuckas in government,damn delinquent bills.
These muthafuckas was happy as a fat bitch at a buffet, when my money helped them bail out all these damn executives & bankers. You need to give me my muthafucking money back BASTARDS!… I wan’t my shit back A.S.A.P!…Don’t make me go back to my old neighborhood and get my RAGHEAD styling scarf wearing homeboys & WRECK some shit up…i’m tired of waiting on what the fuck i want…& PATIENCE can kiss my BORN in the USA ass!

…Sly1

whats that smell?

It’s funny how people smell something that stinks, Yet they can’t identify it until they actually see it (BUT…if it’s something that smells good, you can almost pinpoint exactly what it is.). As soon as you have a visual..you’re like ” OMG- who’s fucking stanking ass sock is this???!” Then you’ll have 10 dummies standing around and one of them has a sock missing, wiggling their stanking ass toes like it ain’t them. GUILTY AS CHARGED TO FUNK-FOOT ASS MUTHAFUCKA!  But you want to sit up and deny the fact that its your sock with the greenhouse gasses omitting from the toes. Somebody please round house kick this this fool for lying and polluting the damn house!

…Sly1

goodnite Irene

Question: Who the fuck is this heffa Irene? Everyone says this shit after a victory of some sort…and I don’t give a shit what language you speak…it’s always that muthafucka Irene!
Is Irene the ‘Fat Lady’ that sings? Why the hell they tell her ass goodnight? Is the bitch so afraid of the dark, everybody on the planet have to say goodnight to her ass? And speaking of the ‘Fat Lady’, Why does her fat ass have to sing, for somebody to do or stop doing some shit? Who made her the damn commander of the To-Do list? Why her fat ass gotta sing all the time? Can’t that hoe just sing to Irene’s ass and put her to sleep?
I’m still waiting to meet Irene….and hear that fat lady sing. I’ll probably hear a fat lady sing before I meet THE Irene.

…Sly1

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