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Big belly, Lil meat?

I was thinking right.. if a man has a short penis and a large belly, how does one perform sexual activities?
I mean… I’m sure (or not) that giving him oral MAY NOT be a problem (but I really wouldn’t know) but how does he perform sexual intercourse? How does a woman “get on top” ? & what is she getting on top of? Penis or belly? Is she gonna have to fight with his belly to stay on top the whole time? Is his belly gonna be forcefully pushing her off of her spot? I mean, how does this work? ….& then.. If they do it “Doggy style”.. Where does he position his belly? On her back? Isn’t it heavy? Doesn’t this make doing the grown up kind of difficult? Doesn’t one with a super sized stomach require long meat? No? Oh ok

 

 

Unknown readers

This is the funny part :)…You have thousands of viewers that read your posts…& you don’t know who they are…Here’s the cool part…You check your stats daily…And see people from other countries reading your posts…WOW…You saying “WTF is happening”…Now here is a part you might find wierd or strange…You know there are people on your social networks that follow you…& you’re thinking…I know they have to be reading my post sometimes…But they don’t respond…By selecting the like or share button…But they do read…That’s why the numbers are up daily…So I’ll keep writing…And you keep reading…It’s gratifying to know that somebody knows your work…Haters and all…We dig it :)…Thank you!

…Sly1

2hours,no breaks,rug burn pussy

“@EvilGeniusJey: Listen, I’m not fucking you for 2 hours straight. That’s out. An hour probably isnt gonna happen either”

“@trashBaggGANG: u a full blown fuckin porno star if u have sex for 2 hours straight.. Lol that’s not even funny..”

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: Boys who say they last hours in bed are liars”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol that coochie loose if u going forever & ever.. Or he got a skinny dingaling .. either one.. or he’s n the closet”

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: That or they’re hitting some weak pussy  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol wide legged walk..talking about “I can’t touch it””

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: 2 hours?! My 🐱 would be so sore”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol that’s porno pussy”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol be talkin bout sum “oowe yea” forever 😭😪”

“@trashBaggGANG: I can’t stop laughin”

“@trashBaggGANG: that’s a sure way to piss somebody off.. Lmao “getcho gay ass off me! The fuck?!””

“@laydbaclebo: @trashBaggGANG or u on them mollies or blue diamonds” “@trashbaggGANGSee iono nuthin about nunna that stuff”

“@DyMarLeyy: Lmao I can’t with sofi and punky right now !!!! My eyes can’t take it with yo tweets lol”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lol aw fuck”

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: OUCHiES!”

“@HandsomeRandy: paid sex dont even last that long, do it?”

“@trashBaggGANG: CTFU”

“@0fficerNesh: You couldn’t even properly stay “moisturized” on ya own fa 2 hours…eventually that shit gone feel like an indian burn”

“@trashBaggGANG: rug burn pussy”

“@MzS0FiBadAzz: Lmao at Randy & Dy…. AYE we grown ova here 😝 tweet’n bout life”

“@DyMarLeyy: 😂 my virgin eyes can’t take it RT @MzS0FiBadAzz: Lmao at Randy & Dy…. AYE we grown ova here 😝 tweet’n bout life”

“@HandsomeRandy: Question for my followers for research purposes: Whats the longest y’all had sex sober & unsober with no longer than 5 min breaks inbetween?”

“@trashBaggGANG: Lmao no breaks! sweating & ugly! 2 hours”

“@DyMarLeyy: and then my aunt hits me with the “bitch yo ass pregnant so quit acting like u don’t be giving yo cock a party” lmao 😂😂”

“@HandsomeRandy: even if i could i dont think i would have sex all day without breaks, nigga i got responsibilities and tasks to accomplish daily”

“@trashbaggSouth: @exoticerika @trashBaggGANG   “RUG BURN PUSSY” roflmao too funny…”

s/o :twitter fam @trashbaggGang

Popeye strung out

Popeye the sailor man…& why didn’t he drink V8?…Because it’s has every main veggie the body needs for energy plus Spinach his favorite…What I don’t understand is that …since Popeye had to chew the spinach…and it came in a bigger can…@ that time..V8 can juice was very small…He could of hid it in his cap…He wasn’t too healthy either…Popeye’s voice sounded like a smoker…which he was…Hissss ass smoked a Pipe…Popeye was strong as a bull…He was a bodyguard i say… but, a strange bodyguard…he was always protecting that trouble ass bitch… He must of had great hearing too. His ass could be miles away…& hear that skinny messy ass bitch Olive Oyl. She was screwing BRUTUS &…Popeye…Lmao…. BRUTUS used to beat and abuse Olive Oyl ass. He used to pinch her on the ass…slap her and shit…Then Popeye would show up…She would be telling his ass all kinds of shit..saying what Brutus was doing all kinds of shit to her…true shit …& sometimes the bitch lied. Olive Oyl… she was a cold ass hoe…She prancing her boney ass in Brutus face…& then when he tried to crack that skinny bitch..she go screaming for Popeye…and he musta been a little weak @ the times…because he gotta pop a can of whip ass…but once the Spinach hits his blood stream…that mudufucaa goes the fuck off…Gotdam pipe starts smoking…whistles starts blowing…Brutus ass is bout to get fucked up…& both them fools was buff as hell…I know Brutus ass bench press 500lbs. easy…& his boy Popeye too after a hit in that pipe…Now what was a trip..they both were sailors…&  I don’t recall…if they served in any armed forces…& when they were on shore…I never saw neither one drive a car.They both could of found a chick better than that big foot boot wearing tramp…Shit she wasn’t all that…bitch wore the same dress every gotdam day…Brutus did have more outfits than them two put together tho..and he wore his hair slick sometimes…Brutus was a patient dude…He stayed mad & kept after that trick…Olive Oyl could of got Brutus killed…straight 187 murder…If I was Brutus…I’ll tell Popeye lets pimp that hoe…They wasn’t getting shit but ass whoopings anyway…Fuck that tall linky slut…They spent too much money on her ass…just so she can watch they dumb asses fight over her…Yeah! I’ll put her ass out …& make my money back…ROTFLMAO…Popeye was kinda of cool…Brutus was on some hard shit other than steriods…That fool smiles once a month…#the end

…Sly1

confession booth

Finally!!…”Father I’ve been waiting for this moment”…”Me too my son”…”Father Falseman I have a lot to say… But isn’t it too small for both of us in this booth?”…”It’s okay my son…Just stay close to me”…”Sure father…I want to say first father ‘I love you father'” …”& I love you very very much my son”…”Uh…Father is it any way I can stay here with you and study under you?”…”Yes my son…”I will always keep you under me…Is that all you have to say my son?”…”Why yes father…but why are you breathing so hard…& sweating”…”I’m just excited @ how close we are…& going to be”…”I’m excited also father…& thank you for sharing the booth father”…”You are welcome…But my son…We need to meet every evening after service…Because I need to show you something in private…That must stay only between us two”…”Okay father”…#aw’hell

…Sly1

This is your life

What life you live?…you spend your days worrying about others that’s none of your business… you expect others to live according to how you think life should be lived…like who made you the master on how to live…you so busy spying on the people with lives…your’s all fucked up…you forgot to pay your light bill…you make suggestions on how parents should raise their children…& you don’t have any kids….you believes what you think is right for everyone else…but your life has nothing goin on thats  productive…you are not a contributor to any thing thats successful…you are “Bottomish” Shit…thats right you heard!!!…I create words…but you create bullshit…you are considered a hater…GET A LIFE!

…Sly1

 

rich folk language

It’s really true! … rich people has a different language..we talking about old money…not this fuckin new shit millionaires…like bayou billionaires…these hick muddafuckas got money by luck!…or lottery winners…fuck off!. I’m talking Rockefellers & Howard Huges type shit…tho all the money spend the same…but not the same type of people holds it…you see old money talking folks..says shit like…

“Lock, stock & barrel”…thats business bucks…but the rappers & ballplayers & bayou hillbillies..& swamp folks..thats the other rich shit…these rich newcomers…uses shit like…

“Fool we paid up”…”Make it rain”…”Nigga got gawps” fuck that shit…and they spend it the same way they sound…STUPID..yes…the newcomers broke in a year…old money files bankrupt…and claim insurance money on deaths and other family shit..inherited money…none of that lets “Jack a fool for his snaps” non-business-like language bullshit… but if I got that type money, snaps, chedda, whatever you wanna call it…I wouldn’t give a fuck what language is used…just give me the LOOT…Right Now… all that other shit is obsolete…

…Sly1

 

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