Real gangstas cries

You non tearing fake gangsta muhfuckas wouldn’t know…
& you should be happy you sissy ass muhfuckas. ..
Usually gangstas have lots to cry about…
Some vindictive muhfucka  looks for revenge,
and retaliate for whatever reason to cause an act of violence..
Most times this tragically shit happens,
it affects family and families are usually the victims. ..
Gangstas stays in black attending funerals & bedside life support situations…
Thats enough shit to make anybody cry…
We only make it a big media deal when. ..REAL GANGSTAS CRIES.

…Sly1

 

Calling him DISCO

This muhfucka burns down the walls and jackhammer the floors…
He thinks he’s JOHN TRAVOLTA. …
then he transforms  into the  ATOMIC  DOG…
& he crawls the floor to the beat YALL. ..
then Sir.DISCO  started swarming on the floor like a funky  worm…
without missing a beat..all while smiling in his girls eyes…
He’s the late  PATRICK SWAYZE of dirty dancing. ..
Disco he is the epitome of disco dancing and floor crawling,
stealing the night…
If you ever in a club and see him there and you here people screaming,
Don’t! be alarm they…
CALLING HIM DISCO.

…Sly1

Male Strippers

Women loves these guys…They’re young built with Hostess Ding Dongs for the ladies. ..
I wonder if my girl like Strippers. ..
& if she does…
have she ever been to a strip club or bachelor party where Strippers got dick in her face…
I know some freaky shit is goin on…
& its a big dick chance my girl attend them freaky dick shaking festivities…LMAO,
That’s the shit you can’t discuss with girl without the topic getting either heated or completely out of proportion…
I’m gonna take a chance and ask her…
Have you ever been to a strip club?
Did the Strippers slap dick across your face and lips?
& Did he pull your head back and poked his dick between your breast?
Did he gag you?
And @ anytime did you pulled his dick and said ” Choo choo “?.
I just needed to know he did everything I did to you for money…
Because if so you owe me thousands…
I’m your man & your MALE STRIPPER.

…Sly1

 

why you even bother

I can’t believe ,during my late in the wee hours when I’m working my hobby job for bucks late night. ..
I see mind boggling shit irritating the real late nite bloggers. ..
You see them advertising shit that’ll never mount to shit. ..
Funny how people that don’t know better can’t see its over ,no future in this business. ..
Haha! It can’t be fun going nowhere. ..
I know my shit got more than just potential we’re awesome that$ why we’re here…
The minute you started asking about the award winner trash site  shows the attention we draw. ..
Now,yours on the other hand…Well! WHY YOU EVEN BOTHER.

…Sly1

I ain’t mad just disgusted

I see to much bullshit daily to stay mad…Plus muhfuckas I have a life…
A third of it is posting this shit because DUHHH! Im a blogger. .A for real blogger…
& YES! DISGUSTED!
You would be the same if you knew  how disgusting you are…
You asking me shit about why Im disgusted and you’re the reason why…
Look @ how you come at me…You act stupid. ..you don’t work & wanna borrow. ..
You beat your girl,which ain’t my business but, you in public doing the shit…
And you drugged up,& in closing you just ain’t shit and always in my gotdam face…
Now muhfucka you tell me how I should feel…
like I said…
” I AIN’T MAD JUST DISGUSTED.

…Sly1

Little Troy goofy

I was on the phone discussing the heat with my Girl…
& her son in the background yelling out at me thru the phone.
Ease dropping on the conversation because if the boys know I’m on the other end of the phone we starts clowning. ..
But,Little Troy especially with the jokes he’s smart and funny!
Anyway,he comes out the blue and says
” Its so hot outside, All you need to wear is a TANK TOP & BOOTY SHORTS. ..Lol ”
I was tickle cause LITTLE TROY GOOFY.

…Sly1

Blame Yourself

You mad @ her because your dick doesn’t work anymore…You drugged out and liquored up…
Done had too many hoes…& now you have a woman you’ve fallen in love with…Your heart and soul says YES…& your little shriveled up dick nugget has died…
And gone to pee pee hell…
You done wore that rotten shit out…Now your dick & you are only a memory…
You can’t fuck your girl…Even with the help of viagra & a bicycle air pump…Your dick is done…
Now your girl has given you an ultimatum…
Either you get a good  working donated dick for surgery…Or learn to form your lips and tongue into a dick for sticking and licking…
Or else she’s moving to a healthier dick…
After she gets the CAR FAX on it…LOL…
BLAME YOURSELF.

…Sly1