Hearts heal

Broken hearts usually heals after a short period of time over love or infatuation…
You only feel heart ache because you been dump. ..
Its the most difficult pain after a break up…
Its the tearing red eye,face frown & hard loud belly ache cries. ..
making disfiguring looks with snot nose grunts of sadness hurting so badly inside
& you’re on the floor with a lost of appetite for atleast two days…
And reminiscing over the loveless lonely situation now…
Hoping by some inkling of a chance…
they’ll come walking thru the door @ any minute now…
wishing all this was only a nightmare. ..pinching yourself knowing its a reality…
But,after a long good cry and suffering headaches,
thoughts of hope of optimism…
Sacrificing the opportunity …
missing out on what could maybe a chance of meeting someone else,
instead you being cooped up in the house…
But,the majority of us get through it…
It is a process to let HEARTS HEAL.

…Sly1

Some people are just slow

…Im no psychiatrist…I can’t truly give an professional diagnosis on any persons. ..
But I do make a hoody homeboy assessment ,Lol…
I was able to draw a conclusion from my full hood theory. ..
Most the muhfuckas I know… is SLOW!!!.
Not,from a medical, mental professional assessment. ..
But ,from my evaluation…These muhfuckas are slow, for real. ..
It makes you hate to say shit like that …giving them the wrong impression about you…
Fuck it! What else can you say, other than lie to them. ..
Keep it to yourself just knowing there are ,SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SLOW.

…Sly1

Medical Alert

You seen the commerical. ..Where the woman falls and says
” I’ve falling & can’t get up ” …
They believe. she says..I fell in a tub and sinkling fast…
Well, the Medical Alert didn’t alert nobody and she went under. ..
Humm!  So much for MEDICAL ALERT.

…Sly1

 

 

I need my medication

…I don’t need what you may think I need…Look muhfucka I’m not Schizophrenic. ..
Well not totally but, I am alittle Bipolar…&Adhd. .
I can live with that and function to live whatever a normal life is…
I wasn’t diagnose with it from a professional medical physician. ..
This the shit all my peers and relatives say I am diagnose with…
I say I have slight issues nothing major. ..Plus I’m harmless…
It’s no need to be alarm inspite what they all say. ..
Who says I NEED MEDICATION

…Sly1

Blame Yourself

You mad @ her because your dick doesn’t work anymore…You drugged out and liquored up…
Done had too many hoes…& now you have a woman you’ve fallen in love with…Your heart and soul says YES…& your little shriveled up dick nugget has died…
And gone to pee pee hell…
You done wore that rotten shit out…Now your dick & you are only a memory…
You can’t fuck your girl…Even with the help of viagra & a bicycle air pump…Your dick is done…
Now your girl has given you an ultimatum…
Either you get a good  working donated dick for surgery…Or learn to form your lips and tongue into a dick for sticking and licking…
Or else she’s moving to a healthier dick…
After she gets the CAR FAX on it…LOL…
BLAME YOURSELF.

…Sly1

…the pain

could you ever imagine that the pain doesn’t give them any pain at all…
& that the whole thing is almost like a show, a scene, a play, a part.
We’re characters.
What allows you to involve yourself in a “painful” situation.. then allows you to continue with the act? is it you? or have you allowed yourself to place blame?
for your “pain” ?

She Bruises Easy

My mother-in-law is suspicious of our relationship…After I told the bitch her DAUGHTER fell…
Hitting her face on the door jamb…
Then just last week…I was demonstrating my boxing skills to her during a workout…You know the one *INSANE WORKOUT*…
Well as I was doing the punching exercise with my fist balled…
My wife walked right into my fist…Now her mother can’t understand that something like this can happen…
Well too bad…& I’m sorry…But that’s what happened…And besides SHE BRUISES EASY…
It looks worse than what happened…#WomanBeater

…Sly1

 

AMBER’S SICK

SHIT…We all hate when she’s sick…Cause she’s the anchor person…& when her ass is down…My stats go down right along with her ass…Now I gotta go and find a fast remedy to heal her ass…So I calls up my man the VOODOO HEALER…Its not that she’s under a spell…But @ this second we need her ass well now…So I asked him to whip up a potion of BLOOD & BONES JAVA TIT
JUICE…I’ll tell her I got it from Walmart…Hoping she’ll take it without hesitation and swallow the shit fast…I’ll put some STRAWBERRY EXTRACT in it to
sweeten it up…After a few sprinkles of goon dust and VOODOO CHANTS…She should be well in twenty minutes…But the side effects are:
HALLUCINATING
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
EXHILARATING HEARTBEATS
FOOT CRAMPS
LOST OF TEETH
GAS BUBBLES
CONSTIPATION
SHIT DRIPS & PISSIN ON SELF…Other than these side effects…She’ll be brand new…

..Sly1

The Negotiator

I been on these streets for fifty fucking years…Now that I’ve gotten older…
Hoes be tryna charge me more money…Cause I take too long…
She said “You take the time that it takes two tricks could of been turn”…Now I gotta negotiate with this Hoe…
And the reason I’m mad…She’s the same hoe I been tricking with for thirty years…
We graduated together at the same high school…She said my dick ran out of miles…
I said your pussy dried out…She wants $80 gotdam American dollars for that dry ass pinto bean…
And can’t fuck because arthritis aching her hip bone…
She can’t even get kinky…Unless she has double padding for her hip…
I told GRACIE to bend her ass over that walker…
Remove them ace band looking drawers…Give me six dollars of that dry ass shit…
Negotiating is not gonna happen…So either the dry shit…Or remove the dentures
& get ta sucking gotdammit..Ms. GRACIE...

…Sly1

Medicinal Marijuana Purposes

I’ve been diagnosed with over 20 illnesses for marijuana use…
In which because of my condition…I have to smoke 24/7…But I’ll break on the 23rd hour…
I smoke a pound of month…It really helps my glaucoma…Especially when I roll a big fatty…It’s not like I smoke to get high…
I’m a very sick man in need of some chronic…My house is chronic custom made…BONGS all over the house…In case of emergency…
Must be in reach at all times…People should never assume that I smoke to get high…Although looking @ my eyes says different…
I would hate to miss a smoke session…Or not administer my meds and go into a coma…
Now I see why SNOOP DOGG stays on his medication..
One could go into trauma…NOW YOU KNOW!

…Sly1