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Beauty has left the building

Too many of you shitty snazzy acting bitches ain’t cute..
Popping your jaws off on any dick for a buck…
then, in somebody face talking shit, about what you don’t do…
Frontin like you the P.T.A Parent of the month. ..
Looking forward to attend the next meeting …
for somebody else husband to fuck. ..bitches is scandalous. ..
posing and blocking your view,
not wanting you to see past their asses,
looking at real beauty. ..Bitches be haten so bad…
they’ll jump your girl, whooping her ass and wanna snatch her hair,
to see is it fake, like hers…All because she possesses real beauty…
Then the hoes are haten,cause everybody knows they hoes…
let me clarify something…Im only talking about scandalous hoes…
not the good ones we all like. ..LMAO. ..
Anyway,when you got a good woman, you better keep her…
fuck them raggdy ass bitches..
But, when your woman walks out the place…
Every muhfucka in there knows real,
BEAUTY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

rb

…Sly1

No offense

Why we say this shit. ..And knowing we mean every word,
of what we’re saying…
I have something fucked up to tell you about yourself. ..
but, I mean no harm…
Like, I know you brushes your teeth…Mornings.
But, your breath smells like baby shit …smells like Peas,the color green…
And after you said all that politely…
trying to be remorseful with a smile,
you say NO OFFENSE.

nf

…Sly1

 

Love letter

People love to hear & read a good love letter. ..
sitting in a love seat reading the letter with the muhfucka that wrote it…
That shit probably is romantic to you…
I’ve written puppy love letters once,way back when…
thats what we all did in high school after meeting our first loves…
Calling on school nites…falling the sleep on the phone. ..
can’t wait to see each other the next day. ..
Sitting in class,day dreaming about your first love…
waiting for the school bell to ring, trying to meet up @ the lockers,
before going to the next class…walking thru the halls …
wanting your friends to see you
and warning your enemies, not to say shit or look @ your first love…
could cause a rukus leaving nose bleeds…
and then trying to calm down your love ones,assuring them you alright. ..
after feeling guilty …from starting a rukus and being very apologetic…
& you wanna top if off… with another LOVE LETTER.

ll

…Sly1

Yo dude be lying

…Home girl old man don’t do shit but lie…
Thats all this muhfucka born to-do…
She even don’t believe this muhfucka herself. ..its that she loves this nigga. ..
He love to put on a show for his girl and everybody elses girl…
He thinks he’s Cedric the Entertainer…
This muhfucka ain’t  him…but he is good @ the bullshit he tells. ..
cause this lying dude, got all the women jocking him…
No matter how much anybody speaks bad about him…
You can’t turn her against him…You can say all you want…
don’t mean shit…
you try telling her, YO DUDE BE LYING.

ln

…Sly1

Lets go now!!!

Look! I tries to tell people all the time. ..
if you’re anywhere or @ somebody house
and you don’t appreciate how you’re being treated. ..
you already know what you should do…
Don’t hang around just because you were invited. ..
thats bullshit. ..
Why stay somewhere and the host of the invitation…
is trying to make you uncomfortable..If you and your date out…
@ a get to gather,with others there…
You simply stand up look @ each other
and say fuck this shit…
& LETS GO NOW!!!

lg

…Sly1

No couple retreats

All the people I know & you all know and they friends know…
But,don’t attend..no couples retreats…
Not the church folks I know, nor the homies in the hood…
Everybody claming to be in love, In the name of Jesus…But,no retreats…
always out @ the clubs alone, until later that night. ..
Always @ T.G.I.F meeting & fellowshipping @ the bar  …
Fucking everyday heels cocked up to the ceiling…
but, alone again after twenty minutes. ..wondering why.
Always sleeping around with Tom’s dick & Harry.
Family and friends comes to visit to get drunk,high & no fellowship.
This means a lot of you muhfuckas lying,to yourselves.
I never see anybody I know @ any kind of retreat. ..
There are plenty church & couple retreats ,fellowshipping.
Its you lying fucks, don’t won’t to attend …
And to talk about ME!,PLEASE!
You all love pretending its ,NO COUPLES RETREATS.

ct

…Sly1

 

 

Sings no tunes,sleeping

She snoring loud mouth gurgling head back,sleeping
& trying to make Vh1 top songs. ..And more closer making dogs cry…
Shit,sounds horrible then, any human could imagine. ..
Im fucken flabbergasted hearing this shit. .
If, I have to hear…this loud racket shit again..
Im gonna stuff her mouth, with a dick. ..LMAO. ..
This bitch, SINGS NO TUNES,SLEEPING.

sn

…Sly1

 

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