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Its always one

…no matter how hard you try to reason with people…
Its always one thats gonna fuck up the Cha-cha.
You both have a whole pie amongst yourselves. ..
its that one that wants to cut and issue,you the shortest slice. ..
Greed will always come to hunt you later,
with burden of proof… to throw in your face,
leaving you in a place where your soul is lost
and your conscious being the death of you…
Clear minds are never the one to make the split…
for sharing equal amounts of the pie slices. ..
Think about why…
the answer is because, there is no honor among the greedy. ..
to give you a fair share would be like doing the right thing. ..
See how the devil works…Once the  short slice is in question. ..
then so is your life existence…Watch out for the knife cutter. ..
its pie is not thats all getting slice.
Careful about the company you keep…No matter who.
Somebody going to get shorten…ITS ALWAYS ONE.



Nut crackers

Men & Women loves a good nut cracker…
You have to have a real good tight pussy and lip gripper,
to make me nut crack…Its no easy task without that professional dedicated one…
This has to be a self taught individual. ..to become a nut specialist.
Takes a lot of nut chunking practice.
She’ll need plenty jaw power building,to pile on these nuts.
Can’t find a good nut cracker @ the University of Phoenix online,
to crack a good nut…
You need a gooble down the drain nut sucker…
able to crack a nut in a three minute suck. ..
You have to be able to identify these nut busters,
using dickhead sucking skills instincts. ..
Yes yes yes, Long live good tongue licking,sucking NUT CRACKERS.



Bizarre food

…Is pussy a substitute food…for a toad water amphibian fresh taste. ..
Or does it taste whatever her diet intake was for satisfying her hunger early on…
Could pussy be a survival food outdoor wilderness dish…
Can pussy be a fulfilling appetizer…Or is pussy a full course meal?…
After you get thru eating pussy. ..
would you characterize it as a BIZZARE FOOD.



Frontin @ Red Lobster

Niggas be clownin for real…Muhfuckas just gotta feel big an important. ..
Faking to be flamboyant Nshit. ..
these the loudest muhfuckas at the counter like they ballin. ..
Can’t afford a free tip for the waiter or bartender. .
Niggas ordering draft beer with all the cheap suds  & frontin about the cuisine…
These fake ass muhfuckas ordering appetizers as a main course meal. ..
Because,the menu said the lobster is market price. ..
Dumb ass nigga yelling across the table assuming the white dude knows cause he white. ..
Next time stay home no class muhfucka…
that’ll teach you …FRONTIN  @ RED LOBSTER.



Careful where you eat

Watch for waitresses & especially waiters. ..
These muhfuckas have no conscious about their hygiene. ..
They’ll reach across with sprinkles of guke deodorant ,
tiny small fragments falling into your plate. ..
Muhfuckas will cough covering with their hands passing you utensils…
Then you’ll have a hair netless muhfucka unprotected with strangs of hair with lettuce,
pickles and Cheese fucken up your burger…
you better be conscious who’s serving you. ..



Over dressed

I don’t like burgers with all that bullshit. ..
Two fat ass bison beef patties…
stack with three buns and two types of lettuce with green and red tomatoes.
Onions of every kind loaded with several different hot types of peppers …
Spread with four different dressings dripping shit down a muhfuckas arm,
wrist to your elbows. ..And you need a fucken shovel to hold it…
Hopefully you have a full set of teeth to bite that gigantic size shit burger.
To me that’s a nasty creation pile of gastric heart killer that’s to OVER DRESSED.



They mean well but, just ignorant to the fact of what a Visitors boundaries are…
They believe they’re @ home ,instead of a place of business. ..
I tried to explain to these hillbilly muhfuckas. ..
Don’t order a nurse to bring you a dinner tray ,
as if you’re a patient or thinking your in a restaurant or hotel…
And What?
ever gave you a smeage or inklet of reason of comfort, to bed your asses…
like you all  suppose to pile up together to sleep in the hospital room…



Anorexic grocery list

This is intended for the humorous & not the sensitive wieners…
I know a few people that were and is anorexia…
Now,that has been said…Fuck off!
Don’t provoke me into a pissing contest because ,
of lack of humor and understanding…This is the list.
1 multipurpose vitamin
1half of bottle water
1 Oatmeal cookie
1 packet of kool aid
1 snikers bar
1 cup of sugar
1 bar of soap
1 sheet of toilet tissue
1 burial plot
This is a personal ANOREXIC GROCERY LIST.



Would u kill a cow for a burger?

I think all children are vegetarians until introduced to meat. I thought it wasn’t true because my kid loves chicken, but if I never gave it to him or showed him, he wouldn’t want it.
Most children, when they are very small, won’t eat meat. They ask for things like macaroni & cheese, pizza & fries. They hardly ask for or even want any meat. I noticed that a few years ago, only because I’m not a vegetarian but I think that eating meat is gross, disgusting and insane. How do I manage to still eat it? I don’t know.
I’ve always wanted to be a vegetarian, but at some point, I have the urge eat meat, but when I think of it or see it in the grocery store, it makes my stomach hurt & it actually makes me have the urge to throw up. Even sometimes, when I’m cooking it, I won’t be able to eat it after because I’ll lose my appetite from the smell of the meat cooking and the blood. I mean, imagine animals get slaughtered, millions, just for us to eat a hamburger, a taco, a steak, fried chicken or whatever. Imagine that in order to enjoy these meat filled meals, we had to literally go & murder the animal & do all the work. IT WOULDN’T HAPPEN. I mean, it does happen, but it would turn into exactly what it is now, the ones who are bold enough to do it, turned it into their jobs to do it for the rest of the world, so it’ll be wrapped in packages already ready for us to do what we please, removing all the seriousness of it from the situation, so we won’t think about the whole process, so we won’t find anything weird or abnormal here. But I for sure! For sure! Know! That if I had to slaughter an animal to get a piece of meat! IT AIN’T HAPPENING! Instant vegetarian. I’ll get there one day. Maybe today.

Halal FAO June Iddon Femail


I refuse to listen to you jealous and prejudice muhfuckas…I’m truly disappointed in my friends…
After a lunch out dining with my friends today…
EMBER & BONQUISHA…Its always these two girls…They are so rude…
I’m actually thinking about disowning them as my friends…
They’ll go to the CHINESE PLACE for the buffet…And complain about the food looking like CATS’ ASSES & DONKEY DICK NOODLES…
Now where they come up with them dishes…
I was suggested to try the POO POO platter…
I thought to myself…Bitch you eat it…
Then BONQUISHA claim she saw her food rolling it’s FISH EYES @ her…& EMBER lied on the SUSHI…
Said it was having eggs right before her face on her plate…
Claiming the FISH was alive…
I told them both …


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